Here’s a sampling of some jokes compiled for our dear shite West Hammies:
Q: What’s the difference between West Hams goalkeeper and a taxi driver?
A: The taxi driver will only let four in!
Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Upton park?
A: They score
Q: Why do hammers fans plant potatoes round the edge of Upton park
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season
Q. What’s the difference between West ham and a teabag?
A. A teabag stays in the cup longer.
Carlton Cole is ill, so Gianfranco Zola offers to go shopping for him.
While in the local supermarket, he bumps into Scott Duxbury.
“Hey Zola, what in God’s name are you doing here?”
“I’m getting a bag of potatoes for Carlton Cole”
“Sounds like a fair swap to me!”
